Pink Elephants & Yellow Submarines

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

justgetinmybelly:

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

Pahahaha

may-13th:

If only you knew how insanely in love with you I am
If only you knew the half of it
I could go insane with my amount of love for you
In fact I think I already have

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.